IN MOBILE

PDF of the IN MOBILE with all the original verses!

Oh the virgins they are rare in Mobile,

Oh the virgins they are rare in Mobile,

Oh the virgins they are rare

When they get their pubic hair

They're deflowered by the mayor in Mobile

In Mobile, In Mobile, In Mo, In Mo, In Mo, In Mobile

Oh the virgins they are rare

When they get their pubic hair

They're deflowered by the mayor in Mobile


Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile,

Oh the eagles they fly high in Mobile,

Oh the eagles they fly high

And they shit right in your eye

Oh thank god that cows don't fly in Mobile

In Mobile, In Mobile, In Mo, In Mo, In Mo, In Mobile

Oh the eagles they fly high

And they shit right in your eye

Oh thank god that cows don't fly in Mobile


P.M. Wes is our founder in Mobile,

P.M. Wes is our founder in Mobile,

P.M. Wes is our founder

And keeps on getting rounder

Cause he eats those quarter pounders in Mobile

In Mobile, In Mobile, In Mo, In Mo, In Mo, In Mobile

P.M. Wes is our founder

And keeps on getting rounder

Cause he eats those quarter pounders in Mobile


MEET THE HASHERS

Hashers, meet the hashers, we're the biggest drunks in history

From the, town of Mobile, we're the leaders in debauchery

Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years

Watch us, as we down-down all these beers

PART OF THIS HASH

(Melody: Part of your world, The Little Mermaid)

Look at this hash

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think our collections commplete

Wouldn't you think we're the ones, the ones who have everyone

We've Jizzy's and Jizzl's a'pllenty

We got Tables and Toppers galore

And vagina names? We've got 20

But who cares, no big deal, we want more

Out where we run, out where we walk,

following trails of flower and chalk

Beer on your dome, soon you'll call home GCH3

What would you pay, if you could play, with all these dickheads

What would you give if you could live like a heathen

Muggles on land, don't understand

They want to, repremand us hashers

But we're hashers, so you bastards, are you on-on

You're ready to know what these wankers know

You've got questions, S.A.D.'s my answer

Like who am I, and why won't I, shut the fuck up

Fill up your cup

Don't you dare frown

Cause you're about to do a down down

And when you're done

You will become

Part of our hash

WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?

Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born at all?

He's no fucking use to anyone,

He's no fucking use at all.

They say he's a joy to his mother,

But he's a pain in the asshole to me,

So drink it down, down, down . . .

SOLDIER SONG

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, for country and for queen,

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

A soldier I will be.

SHITTY TRAIL

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail (It sucked)

Shitty trail (deez nuts)

The hares have gone and laid a shitty trail, (optional oy's)

Ohh, I would rather drink a beer than run your shitty trail,

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L