Saturday is a Hashing Day!
When: Sat. Oct 5th 2pm
Where: TBA somewhere in Mobile
And because there are a bunch of politicians and wannabes who don’t have shit to do, every day is a holiday of some sort. There’s National Coffee Day, National Buffet Day, National Baked Scallops Day, National Eat Your Jello Day, National Fluffernutter Day…What the hell is Fluffernutter…No, WHO the hell is Fluffernutter…who or what is Fluffernutter?! This weekend is filled with National Days of dumb shit that no one knows about. Friday is National Vodka Day, Saturday is National Do Something Nice Day and National Get Funky Day, and Sunday is National Plus Size Appreciation Day.
So what do we do with that?!
We “Do Something Nice and Get Funky with a Plus Sized Ass” at the
Hash! Duh! That’s right! Ass Mask is haring a trail…That needs to go in
an archive! Who the hell is Ass Mask? She’s the Plus Sized bag of your
favorite treat that you’ve been missing while celebrating other dumb
holidays! Have no fear, Do Something Nice and Get Funky with a Plus
Sized Ass Hash is here with an A to B trail filled with celebration,
excitement, shiggy and everything you need for a party!
Come
dressed to impress…No one…and ready for some “Where the hell are we
going, I don’t really care as long as there’s beer…and Fluffernutter”
fun.