When: July 9th, 2016 at 2:00 Hares away as soon as we feel like it.
Where: Fort Gaines Beach, Dauphin Island, AL (51 Bienville Blvd, Dauphin Island, AL)
Hares: Care Bare Stare and Can I Fuck Your Sister?
Bring: Towel and a beach chair if you want. Probably not a bad idea. Oh Ya, and something to sign Princess's cast with. I suggest glitter glue.
Hey, you gaggle of limp chodes. Your next hash is the official GCH3 Weenie Bikini Hash 2016! Your hares have no problem running trail in our fabulous banana hammocks but, the big question is this: How excited are you to run our trail in yours? Put on that sexy bathing suit and deliver yourself to Dauphin Island. You are going to want to park at or around (behind) Fort Gaines. That is a left off of 193 on Bienvielle Blvd, when you hit the 3 Way (yeah baby!), Ya heard! Bring anti chaffing gel, powder, cream, seamen, whatever you need between your legs after a hot, sweaty, physical event. It is also Care Bare Stare’s Virgin hare trail and he had his big girl hasher panties on when he thought up this shit show. Expect to be drug through sand, shiggy, and shit to find your beer. We have no fewer than two OTFs figured out as well as a canopy covered On In for you to cool your sexy, blood red, chaffed thighs under. Previous scouting trips by both CBS and Sister, along with the little sisters, have shown that this particular area is reasonably secluded. Current rumor has it that both Princess-N-ThePee and Mountain Mangina plan to make an overdue return to our amazing kennel. Survivor hashed this weekend but Princess couldn't make it so he probably hasn't broken anything else however, his jerk-off arm needs a break from doing 3 inch curls and needs to start doing 12 ounce curls. We respect that this will be a hot as fuck part of your day so expect a great trail that won't kill any of you, unless someone decides to wrestle one of the local alligators.
And a suggestion from your friendly neighborhood Sister.
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