Cat Scratch Fever? Trail...
Hash # 709
Sat Oct 7, 2017 @ 2pm
Hares: Tater and his "MYSTERY COHARE"
Address: 4001 Government St. aka The Old Time Pottery parking lot
It's that time again! We have all survived the 4th Anal GCH3 Red Dress Run somewhat intact, now it's back to our regularly scheduled Shitshow. Tater is back, back again...tell all your friends (that was a shitty reference to the other white rapper known as Marshall, in case you were wondering).
So, here is the fucked up part... so far, I have had to scrub my brain after TWO separate phone calls from Tater reminding me that I have to be sure to mention his MYSTERY COHARE in his trail write up. I swear, hand to heart, I heard him mumbling something about his f-ing cat!!! It's literally the first time I have ever talked to Tater and was HOPING he meant to say pussy and wasn't actually talking about an animal!!!
So, there it is Wankers. Take your chances on Tater's pussy. It's not the first time (and probably not the last time) he's had us all worried!!!
Hares away at 2pm sharp!! I guess he has plans at the strip club that evening....