When: January 1, 2018; noon
Hash cash: $6
Location: Casa Des Lubi, 11513 Windsor Rd W
It's going to be a new year and you're going to be hung over. If you operate under the assumption that you won't, you're going to have a bad time. It's going to happen. But to get you over the hump of realizing the entire new year is starting on a Monday (ugh), we have a nice little trail for you to get your year started off right. Come revel in the frozen tundra of Fowl River while LubriCUNT and (to the least extent possible) Purple Vein bring you through an all new, previously uncharted trail. Marvel at the attempts of douche baggery as GCH3 remembers the good about 2017 (Alan Seals was the best weatherman ever) and the down right awesome (Chris Dunn was the fartingest weatherman). I'm sure other things happened but we're from the south and it's hard to think of anything of substance that isn't weather- related when the weather misbehaves.
See y'all then!