When: July 1st, 2017 4:00 P.M.
Where: Casa De Lubi(11513 Windsor Rd. W.)
Hare: Can I Fuck Your Sister?
Hash Cash: $6
Good afternoon kids. This is your friendly neighborhood Sister and it's Trail Announcement time. Weenie Bikini hashes have typically begun in one shitty area and ended in another shitty area but just wetter. This year, I'm changing things up. There are a couple of reasons. First, I don't like repetition. Second, I missed out on Baby Oil Wrestling thanks to some SNAFU's at FYS/Voodoo campout. Third, I have a plan that no one can object to as a way to make the afternoon fun, libatious and above all, WET!. Lastly, I miss LubriCUNT. I haven't had a chance to hash with her locally in a few months and if she can't make it out, I'm demanding we go to her. There will be a fireworks scavenger hunt, FYS Style Baby Oil Wrestling in one pool. Dawn Detergent bath in another pool (Lesson learned from last year) and a nice hose to rinse off. Bring Champagne to share with Lubi and a skimpy bathing suit plus a towel and change of clothes. I recommend a DD as well. We'll light off the fireworks as soon as we are bored with the rest of the hashyness.