SATURDAY 6/17/17
*****BRING A VESSEL!!
ALCOHOL IS PROHIBITED AT THIS LOCATION!! WHILE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
CHALLENGE TO US, PLEASE BE SMART AND LESS CONSPICUOUS THAN USUAL!!******
Location: Skyland Park *4211 Arcturus is the addy, don't go to the house, go to the park!!
Time: 11AM
Hares: Hat Trick & Twinkle
Hash Cash: $6 adults $3 kids
Children: the reason you live and breathe, the ones to carry on your legacy, the reason your ass is broke after a divorce!!! It's that time again FAMILY HASH TIME!! It's also the time to celebrate all of the father's out there who so selflessly gave of themselves to bring the little leeches into this world. Without our children who would we yell "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!!" to???? No one, that's who. So for all you parents who can't go hashing with the adults because of things like " court ordered visitation" or "child custody" this is for you!! Hey, at least there's beer!! And if you have no fruits of your loins, we have cheap beer and pretty kick ass parents that will be there!!
We are only doing beverages and orange food this time!! BYOPicnic if you want or just let your kids eat Doritos for lunch, we're just there for the shitty beer anyway!!