GCH3 Halloweenie Hash 2017
COSTUME TRAIL
When: Saturday, Oct 28 at 2:00
Where: 2101 Airport Blvd (Previously Benjamin's Restaurant)
Hares: LubriCUNT, Lick Long And SpockHer, & Can I Fuck Your Sister
Hares Away: Who are you fucking kidding O'clock
It's that time of year again! GCH3 Halloweenie hash. For at least the millionth time, LubriCUNT is your halloweenie hare and shenanigans are afoot...or maybe they are a hand! Who knows? The best part about this year's event is that Lubi is not making us suffer through another 6a.m. Champagne trail and a first hangover noon Trail followed by a second hangover evening trail. She is getting you drunk, circled (3 times) and fed in the best possible way with her favorite 'finger' #GetConsent food (orange food and surprises). Lick Long And SpockHer along with Sister have been tapped #SheGotConsent to be her ghoul minions so expect an extremely technical trail requiring a good buzz, running shoes and no shame. Wear some sort of costume for the costume contest. Beer Ray promises to wash with soap, shave, brush his teeth and use a comb this year, because if memory serves, he nearly won last year because he simply rolled out of the whore house #NoConsentNeededAtBackPageBrothelsAsLongAsHePaysFirstAlsoAppliesToTater, put on whatever shirt smelled the least worse and a pair of skivvies that actually tried to crawl away on their own and showed up to hash. Expect a special surprise or two from the head Witch and her pets. Be there or be Soowee