When: 04/10/2021, Hash will be at 1PM, pool will open at 11AM.
Where: 9480 Cottage Hill Road, 36695. Driveway is on Indian Ridge. Again DRIVEWAY AND PARKING on Indian Ridge. DO NOT park on Cottage Hill. If there is confusion, follow this link Google Maps Link
Hares: Cock a Booty Boo & Rim Job
Hash Cash: $6
--ATTENTION!! Somewhat serious stuff up front. With regards to Covid, some of us are vaccinated, some of us are not. All hashes from this point forward are attend at your own risk. Specifically for those of you who are not yet vaccinated. If you're not vaccinated, firstly, try to get vaccinated so you don't have to worry about this shit any longer, secondly, you're still super welcome to come to the hash, just wear your masks and keep your distance if you so choose. --
How long has it been? Where am I? Who are these people? What is this "Cunt" and why am I hunting it? These are a few questions that may come to mind when you first learn that the Cunt Hunt is cumming soon to a Casa DeCock near you. How soon one might ask? NOT THIS SUNDAY MOTHER FUCKER. Yeah, you heard me, I said NOT this Sunday. It's actually going to be THE SATURDAY AFTER THIS SUNDAY WHICH IS APRIL 10TH ACCORDING TO THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WHICH WAS PROCLAIMED IN 1582 BY POPE GREGORY XIII AS A REFORM OF THE JULIAN CALENDAR! Will Soowee will be there? Who knows. At any rate, if you aren't familiar with the Cunt Hunt, let me re-a-taint you. The Cunt Hunt is an anal tradition we have way down here in GCH3 where Lubricunt (unless it's not Lubricunt) spends way too much time putting together an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs are filled with bits of Tater's old Halloween costumes. Oh, and don't worry, those bits still have that fresh Tater smell in case you were wondering. There are sometimes prizes I think, I'm not sure, it's been a minute. Will Purple be there? I'm not sure. Even if he's not, he'll probably find a way to ice Finn like three fucking times. Mother fucker be up in Iowa or some shit and he'll know, bitch will just know, That Finn just found the one stupid Smirnoff ice in the middle of a five acre field. Rest assure he'll be dancing like Rumpelstiltskin while Finn cries.
Anyway, there might be some miniatures or some shit, IDK, I wasn't really paying attention. The most important thing you need to understand is this... there will be a pool. Now that being said, a quick weather forecast says that it is supposed to be around 70°F this Sunday, which isn't the warmest, but doesn't matter anyway because the Cunt Hunt IS NOT THIS SUNDAY. It is instead THE SATURDAY AFTER THIS SUNDAY WHICH IS APRIL 10TH ACCORDING TO THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR WHICH WAS PROCLAIMED IN 1582 BY POPE GREGORY XIII AS A REFORM OF THE JULIAN CALENDAR! Now the long range weather forecast for April 10, 2021 (again, not this Sunday), according to weather.com, is supposed to be Mainly cloudy. High 79F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph., which some might say is good good swimming weather. However, any weather forecast prediction going farther out than 7 days has a 50% chance of accuracy[See Reference 1].
Oh, and remember, this is being held in Cock'a'booty boo and Robocock's domain. You probably don't wanna fuck any of their shit up. Probably.
So whether you show up to the with your hunting shoes on, your drinking shoes on, your swimming shoes on, and any other shoes that you may deem necessary, it's time to start hashing again. So get your ass over there and hunt for dem cunts! (Sometimes I write a sentence like the last one and think about how horrendous it is out of context. We really have a hoot here don't we?) ON-ON!
Also, there will be a grill! If you want something more substantial than orange food, bring it and throw it on the grill!
REFERENCES:
1. https://scijinks.gov/forecast-reliability/
