Ask and you shall receive!!! Too bad all you get is a shitty Hareraising!
THIS WILL ALSO BE A VOLUNTEER MEETING FOR THIS YEARS RED DRESS RUN!!!We all want GCH3 to be the best and we can't be the best without bitchin' trails!! So, step up wankers.
When: Sat Aug 26 from 11am-2pm
Where: Whole Foods on Airport Blvd
Why the hell are we meeting at a grocery store? I'm glad you asked!! This location serves several needs, let me list them for you:
1. There is a community room that provides us space to bounce ideas off of each other. We can seal ourselves off from the rest of the world, the hash is nothing if it's not a community. And it's FREE.
2. Food. Hot bar, cold bar, salad bar, pizza bar, sushi bar, juice bar, bakery, deli, char bar... get me? No? THEN STARVE.
3. The fuel that drives the hash...ALCOHOL!!! The full service bar serves beer on tap and wine by the glass. You can get a fucking growler of craft beer at the growler station or chip in as a group and buy a cold case of beer, 6 pack or even a SINGLE beer (cheap ass). Yeah, and there's wine!
4. THE BEST PART... because Whole Foods has an alcohol license that covers their entire property, you can buy AND consume it IN THE STORE. LIKE, YOU KNOW, AT OUR MEETING!!
So, get your thirsty asses out and don't bitch because the beer is too fancy...who are you to judge? Plus, where else can you spend $10 and get 6 beers? Wal-Mart? They don't have a meeting room. Shut up.
***Because I'm the nicest bitch in GCH3 (it's true, there was a vote...kinda) I'm willing to take trail date requests all week up to the day of the hareraising. You can either PM me or text me at 251-635-2992 with your requests if you can't make it to the meeting.
Fair warning, I know just as many people as you do...get stupid and start spamming my cell phone with stupid shit and I WILL find your mama/grandmama/baby daddy mama's attorney and pass it along!