Hash #702 - Trail of 1000 hash cruise call-backs & the 1st Anal black-eye festival
When: Saturday May 13th @ 3pm, hares away at 3:30(ish)
Where: 7033 Airport Blvd, Mobile, AL 36608. Fortis College in the rear parking lot
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: Just Hank & ButtholeBerry Finn
So there's these couple hashers trying to make a name for themselves. They wanted to do a trail to make people notice them. They wanted to hare a trail that would earn them the admiration and respect of their fellow hashers.
Unfortunately the hashers in question were unavailable so you guys are stuck with Just Hank and ButtholeBerry Finn.
When asked for comment on their trail Just Hank said this "We have gone out of our way to plan the best possible trail we could muster. We're going to have everything one could want on a trail. There will be beer, booze, shenanigans, hash cruise call-backs, and all manner and types of hashy goodness. You better get your asses out here, you won't regret it!"
We also reached out to the other co-hare, Finn, for comment. After and hour of rejected calls and finally having to call the local Dairy Queen for contact we received this quote "...I'm haring a trail?... well shit, I guess I'm not to Mutha Rucker".
As you can see, these two hares are obviously the best two for the job. Their competency is unparalleled. Their wit is unmatched. Their ego has no equal. Their trail is the trailiest.
So get your asses out to Fortis College this Saturday. Be prepared for, well, anything really.
ON! ON!
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Oh wait, right, come dressed in your best black eye. There will be a prize for the black eye that most closely resembles the one Finn is sporting right now. (He did NOT get slapped by a shark)