Jello Love Hash #69696969
Where: Mobile County License Commission, 3925 Michael Blvd, Mobile, AL 36609
When: Saturday, February 18th at 1:00 PM
Hares: Twinkle Twat and Eunix.
Hash Cash: $10
The day begins with a wet slap in the face of your favorite shiggy-go-licious socks right across the head….. Wait, did I hear HEAD? I’LL TAKE SOME OF THAT! And I did, and it was good (then a bunch of secret shit that only elite humans know, because you are hasher, you are lover, you are GCH3). Butte now about the pre pre-lubee-lubes. Find youz way to the asphalt jungle we call Midwest WEMO and Jolly your Roger over to the Commissioner’s office on Mobile’s most BOOtYfull Azalea B=Blvd, a most tender flower, for a most tender event. To make it carefully clear for you clever hounds. CB69 means (a bunch more secret shit you will know because in reality ~ you have the critically correct comprehension of custom or standard trail talk…. so…. lick these hares!). Ass me about the CBMB that will blow your mind. If you want your stuff at the on-in, then you better carry it with you. Cum on, Oh yeah, there will also be lots and lots of Jiggly Jovial Jello Love on Trail, over and over and OVER again, ON-ON!!